I feel like dildos should have better names.
THE SHIP THAT SHALL NEVER SINK
Ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
You see, Jen, you’re a teenager. You’re just suffering from robopuberty! It’s perfectly natural.
There are better ways to release emotions than to harm yourself or others. Please promise me you’ll find one that works for you!
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.